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Florida Crazies: Woman Pulls Gun At Hair Salon For Late Appointment



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Woman Pulls Gun For Late Hair Appointment

A woman who was told to “take a chill pill” did the complete opposite of that.

Florida’s NBC 2 reports that 40-year-old Laura Ulin pulled a gun at a Cape Coral hair salon after he appointment was pushed back. Ulin apparently brought her kids to a local Hair Cuttery and began cursing and yelling because it was past her appointment time, and she “thought the stylists were wasting time instead of working.”

According to a police report, Ulin was then told by a customer to “take a chill pill” which clearly pissed her off because she pulled a gun and pointed it at the woman’s stomach.

Ulin was arrested hours later at her home on an aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without the intent to kill charge and a carrying a concealed weapon without a license charge.

Was it THAT serious ma’am???

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Florida Police Find Stolen Watches Inside Woman




Florida Police Find Stolen Watches Inside Woman

A bizarre Florida (of course) arrest is going viral. Miami Springs police say a woman stole her four Rolex watches while on a date and discreetly hid them in a “special” spot. The Miami Herald reports that Delajurea Brookens was arrested and strip-searched and corrections officers found four (FOUR!) Rolex watches inside her vagina.

Officers report that she met Orlando businessman Ramon Diaz Tuesday night at a nightclub on Ocean Drive and went back to a hotel room with him. As Diaz freshened up in the bathroom the suspect allegedly found Rolex watches worth an estimated $108,000 inside a Crown Royal bag, grabbed the bag and ran out of the room.

The Herald reports that Diaz caught her trying to hail a cab before she hit him over the head. Police then arrived on scene and took her into custody reportedly kicking and screaming—before the pilfered timekeepers were found inside her cooch cavity.

If you thought the story couldn’t get crazier you’re wrong, authorities report that it was fairly easy to identify Brookens because she has the word “Whore” tattooed on her arm.


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What do YOU think about this lady boldly balling up watches and sticking them in her (apparently) never-ending nether regions?

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K9OD: Florida Police Dog Given Narcan After Overdosing On The Job 





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A K-9 for the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office in Florida is still recovering after overdosing on Ecstacy while sniffing for Narcotics on a cruise.

Sheriff’s Office spokesman, Tod Goodyear, told reporters,

“(The dog) started having some problems with balance and had some type of seizure incident of some sort, was showing effects of having inhaled some substance. They administered the Narcan and got (the dog) to the vet as quick as they could.”

Leslie Bennett was boarding the Norwegian Epic Cruise when police discovered a small bag of pills in his boxers, which tested positive for Ecstasy and amphetamine. The 33-year old was arrested on drug charges and was among a dozen passengers who were charged while trying to board the cruise.

Hopefully the pup survives the incident because according to Godyear, “Narcan is generally for opiates and Ecstasy would be an amphetamine, so I don’t know if it would be of any assistance to the K-9 at all.”

Fingers crossed.

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Boca Raton cop fired over using n-word reinstated for a second chance




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Boca Raton Cop Fired Over N-Word Gets Second Chance

The lengths that cops will go to in order to protect one another is pretty sickening and it’s almost always at an innocent person’s expense. Crazy how that works.

A Sun-Sentinel article details how Boca Raton cop Jeremy Codling was fired earlier this year after it was revealed that he used the n-word and frequently told racist and offensive jokes in the presence of Black officers. Initially, only disciplinary action was taken in the form of demotion, pay reduction, and a written letter of apology.

Nine days after his demotion, it was discovered that Codling lied about his behavior under oath in addition to storing several pornographic images and websites on his department-issued computer.

After being fired on March 5, somehow this d-bag with a badge has been granted a second chance to be an officer of the law.

Codling has been given a “last chance,” she said, because significant disciplinary action was taken, he had no previous complaints of racism and if he messes up, he’ll be out of a job, again.

“The final part of the discipline is a legal document in which the officer and city agree that that if the officer exhibits any similar behavior in the future, he will be terminated,” Gibson said.

Translation: He used to be such a good boy prior to his racism that we just HAD to give him another chance.

Peep this sorry a$$ excuse for an apology letter:

“I want you to know that I am sorry for offending you with anything I may have said or done; It was never my intent to upset you,” Codling wrote. “Hopefully we can both move forward and have a good working relationship at the Boca Raton Police Department.”

That’s how you apologize to a Black man for saying the n-word huh? SMFH.

F**k Florida as a whole and definitely f**k the Boca Raton Police Department specifically. They still have the nerve to act indignant and offended when we say “f**k the police”. Tuh.

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